
Nobody knows who he is or whether he's more than one person, but by some miracle of serendipity the Unidentified Loon somehow manages to keep an ear to the ground on all current events. It doesn't matter what the subject; crime, politics, the number of pigeons in the city; Unidentified Loon will have something to say on the matter.
Occasionally a more identifiable loon will make a name for themselves, Sid The Shrieker and William The Wailerbeing two examples that spring to mind. More often than not the Unidentified Loon will simply look up from his rubbish bin, mouth something prophetic and then go back to his rooting.
Still, where does he hear all of this stuff?